1. You called just to tell me about Bella’s puppy adventure on her nightly walk.
2. You are the best mosquito killer out there. Thanks for saving me from getting bit…again.
3. You sucked it up and finally saw Crazy, Stupid, Love with me, and now you have a man crush on Ryan Gosling (wanna watch The Notebook with me now?!!!).
4. Inspector Bella is pretty much the cutest dog EVER. You keep mentioning her Puppy Blog, though, and I haven’t seen such a thing yet…
5. I’m crazy in love with you and I think you’re much, much hotter than Mr. “Photoshopped” Gosling.
p.s. i love you